It doesn't matter as long as you're happy.

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

o.o daddy

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richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

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kinomotomaria:

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Source: karmasakoming

pillory:

my kitten is the cutest omfg

purr-purr-mrow:

Hedgehog. Hedgehog. Hedgehog.

-K

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

vanillalavender:

I can’t even c’:

Source: bluejeans-redlips

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

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deans-pie-at-221b:

kawaiicoyote:

squishyduckable:

lifeisnotasongsweetling:

i suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves

Do you understand how many times, when re-watching a movie or show, I will hide my face when I know something embarrassing is going to happen? It’s not even rational, but I do it.

this is so accurate omfg i though i was the only one

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l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

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alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

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sedatedsoul:

redkiteslongnights:

the-timelord-doctor:

who does not like the term ‘Cumberbitches’
Please reblog if you’re a “CumberCollective’ out of respect for this wonderful man

He said “Cumbercollective” again on the daily show this morning.
I can take a hint, darling.

I think the Cumbercollective is really gonna stick now! ^^

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