lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

(via specialmay)

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

(via stillnottginger)

I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.
i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry  (via childoflust)

(via sammanthaxx)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(via nyehs)

prongsampora:

sulkyfawn:

girls (◡‿◡✿)

girls in knee high socks (◕‿◕✿)

girls with thigh tattoos (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

girls in maid dresses (◉‿◉✿)

guys (◡‿◡✿)

guys in knee high socks (◕‿◕✿)

guys with thigh tattoos (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

guys in maid dresses (◉‿◉✿)

(via unrequitedpity)

loserize:

aphrohdites:

I’d probably still adore you
With your hands around
My neck

Or i did last time I checked

(via amazingly-awkward-alex)

cities-alive:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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Nope, just no

(via dean-sam-and-cas)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via amazingly-awkward-alex)

lumos5001:

my fiancé attempts to do science on his laptop with some “assistance”

AHAHSNFMALHCNWKHANFNFK THE CUTES

I’m a rude arsehole, I’m impatient and I definitely have more clothes than Sherlock.
Benedict Cumberbatch on his similarities to Sherlock (via watsns)

(via unrequitedpity)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via devilish-musings)

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

special talents: eating while watching hannibal

no but actually tho this is a big deal

(via unrequitedpity)

gaymommy:

a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.

(via infinitehazle)

Reblog if you were ever bullied.

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

448, 916

(via some-pages-turn)