accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

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churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

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why the fuck am i crying

literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

Me rn

(via dejectedlyy)

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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  • teacher:you can't bullshit this essay

  • me (under my breath):if you're an ameteur

  • cultfawn:

    Mermaid Bikini Set

    $192

    (via fandomsinthetardis)

    Dascha Polanco attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

    (via spookydewrder)

    metastasisedmalaise:

    awwww-cute:

    W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

    dear fucking god

    (via spookydewrder)

    ahjuliaa:

    I just love every Rooster teeth member so much it hurts.

    (via spookydewrder)

  • me:i have no classes with anybody i know

  • my parents:that's how you make friends!!!

  • me:no

  • plaidandredlipstick:

    the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

    (via spookydewrder)

  • 15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

  • me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

  • I turned 18 ^.^