• Bf:I am sick, sore, sharp, smooth, sarcastic, and sexy.

  • Me:don't forget So damn full of yourself.

  • Bf:yeah that's seven. Seven S's to describe me.

  • Me:I'm so proud you can count to seven! Good boyyyyy

  • Bf:yeah seven like the seven days you don't get any.

  • Me:

  • Bf:

  • Me:

  • Bf:

  • Me:you cunt.